When I Think About You I Touch My Elf – Funny Naughty Christmas Card for Him

WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU, I TOUCH MY ELF. 🎄😂

A little festive. A little flirty. And definitely not the Christmas card Grandma is expecting.

This funny Christmas card features a mischievous blonde Christmas elf surrounded by glowing lights, presents, ornaments, and festive holiday décor. With its cheeky message and colorful Christmas design, it’s made for someone who appreciates their holiday humor slightly inappropriate.

Inside message:
“Hope your holidays are
festively inappropriate”

• 5" x 7" folded greeting card
• Printed on premium cardstock
• Includes envelope
• Space inside for your own personal message

Perfect for husbands, boyfriends, partners, crushes, friends, or anyone who appreciates a cheeky Christmas joke.

Thanks for supporting a caffeine-fueled, slightly chaotic single boy mom with too many ideas and absolutely no intention of becoming normal. 😂☕