{"product_id":"when-i-think-about-you-i-touch-my-elf-funny-naughty-christmas-card-for-him","title":"When I Think About You I Touch My Elf – Funny Naughty Christmas Card for Him","description":"\u003cp\u003eWHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU, I TOUCH MY ELF. 🎄😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA little festive. A little flirty. And definitely not the Christmas card Grandma is expecting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny Christmas card features a mischievous blonde Christmas elf surrounded by glowing lights, presents, ornaments, and festive holiday décor. With its cheeky message and colorful Christmas design, it’s made for someone who appreciates their holiday humor slightly inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside message:\u003cbr\u003e“Hope your holidays are\u003cbr\u003efestively inappropriate”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 5\" x 7\" folded greeting card\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on premium cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• Includes envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Space inside for your own personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for husbands, boyfriends, partners, crushes, friends, or anyone who appreciates a cheeky Christmas joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThanks for supporting a caffeine-fueled, slightly chaotic single boy mom with too many ideas and absolutely no intention of becoming normal. 😂☕\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46024323924103,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/3762\/1383\/files\/when_i_think_about_you_girl_listingfront.png?v=1790969391","url":"https:\/\/depthsofdysfunction.myshopify.com\/products\/when-i-think-about-you-i-touch-my-elf-funny-naughty-christmas-card-for-him","provider":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","version":"1.0","type":"link"}