{"product_id":"still-got-it-funny-aging-birthday-card","title":"Still Got It | Funny Aging Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"86\" data-end=\"113\"\u003eSome people age gracefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"190\"\u003eOthers collect opinions, back pain, and the inability to tolerate nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"192\" data-end=\"222\"\u003eThis card is for those people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"414\"\u003eFeaturing a leopard sitting like royalty and absolutely judging everyone in the room, this birthday card celebrates getting older without pretending it's all yoga, vitamins, and inner peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"526\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"699\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eysfrv\" data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"550\"\u003eFriends getting older\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1d5b9tl\" data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"593\"\u003eSiblings who complain when they stand up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"j231bv\" data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"646\"\u003eCoworkers who make weird noises when they sit down\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mebgic\" data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"699\"\u003eAnyone who has entered their \"get off my lawn\" era\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"721\"\u003eAging is inevitable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"754\"\u003eLosing your filter is optional.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44758555033735,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/3762\/1383\/files\/stillgotitlistingfront.png?v=1780177633","url":"https:\/\/depthsofdysfunction.myshopify.com\/products\/still-got-it-funny-aging-birthday-card","provider":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","version":"1.0","type":"link"}