{"product_id":"happy-birthday-funny-forgot-what-to-write-card","title":"Happy Birthday – Funny Forgot What to Write Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"867\"\u003eI stared at this card\u003cbr data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"809\"\u003etrying to think of something heartfelt.\u003cbr data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"851\"\u003eThen I panicked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eThis funny birthday card is for anyone who overthinks messages, hates being put on the spot, or just wants the card to do the talking. It’s honest, relatable, and perfect for adults who appreciate humor over forced sentiment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1096\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003eThe chaotic raccoon illustration makes it even better — because nothing says “I tried” like giving up with style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1339\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003eInside message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003e“I stared at this card\u003cbr data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1258\"\u003etrying to think of something heartfelt.\u003cbr data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1300\"\u003eThen I panicked.\u003cbr data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1319\"\u003eSo… happy birthday.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003eFolded greeting card (5x7 when folded)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1429\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1431\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1451\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003eDesigned by \u003cem data-start=\"1463\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003ea dysfunctional single mom\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1511\" data-end=\"1551\"\u003eBecause sometimes honesty \u003cem data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1541\"\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43662930313351,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/3762\/1383\/files\/Forgotwhattowritepaniccardfrontpreview.jpg?v=1766400717","url":"https:\/\/depthsofdysfunction.myshopify.com\/products\/happy-birthday-funny-forgot-what-to-write-card","provider":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","version":"1.0","type":"link"}