{"product_id":"funny-menopause-card","title":"Funny Menopause Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"294\" data-end=\"350\"\u003eBecause apparently menopause comes with… bonus features.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"352\" data-end=\"548\"\u003eThis brutally honest (and slightly unhinged) card calls out the \u003cem data-start=\"416\" data-end=\"422\"\u003ereal\u003c\/em\u003e side effects no one warned you about. Perfect for the woman who’s handling it with humor, sarcasm, and just a touch of chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"785\"\u003e💌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"570\"\u003eInside reads:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdditional side effects may include:\u003cbr data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"610\"\u003eLosing your patience in record time\u003cbr data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"648\"\u003eArguing with inanimate objects\u003cbr data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eThreatening the thermostat\u003cbr data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"710\"\u003eQuestioning every life choice\u003cbr data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"742\"\u003eIf symptoms persist…\u003cbr data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"765\"\u003eblame everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"802\"\u003e🖤 Perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"923\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"i7rz6x\" data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"839\"\u003eyour brutally honest best friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"185dr2i\" data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"860\"\u003emenopause queens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pxfmfm\" data-start=\"861\" data-end=\"882\"\u003emoms who are DONE\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wv6t09\" data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"923\"\u003eanyone living in their hot flash era\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"935\"\u003e✨ Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1u6c3wm\" data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"955\"\u003e5x7 folded card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gd476r\" data-start=\"956\" data-end=\"993\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"v7b05u\" data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003ePre-written inside message with room to write your own, if you dare.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1g8jrs9\" data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003eIncludes envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1120\"\u003eBecause sometimes the symptoms aren’t the problem…\u003cbr data-start=\"1098\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003eit’s everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44440453382279,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/3762\/1383\/files\/warningmenopausefront.png?v=1775874971","url":"https:\/\/depthsofdysfunction.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-menopause-card","provider":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","version":"1.0","type":"link"}