Funny Menopause Card

Because apparently menopause comes with… bonus features.

This brutally honest (and slightly unhinged) card calls out the real side effects no one warned you about. Perfect for the woman who’s handling it with humor, sarcasm, and just a touch of chaos.

💌 Inside reads:
Additional side effects may include:
Losing your patience in record time
Arguing with inanimate objects
Threatening the thermostat
Questioning every life choice
If symptoms persist…
blame everyone else.

🖤 Perfect for:

• your brutally honest best friend
• menopause queens
• moms who are DONE
• anyone living in their hot flash era

✨ Details:

• 5x7 folded card
• Printed on high-quality cardstock
• Pre-written inside message with room to write your own, if you dare.
• Includes envelope

Because sometimes the symptoms aren’t the problem…
it’s everyone else.