{"product_id":"another-trip-around-the-sun-birthday-card","title":"Another Trip Around The Sun Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"241\" data-end=\"377\"\u003eA perfectly sarcastic birthday card for friends, siblings, coworkers, spouses, and anyone aging with an impressive amount of confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"379\" data-end=\"463\"\u003eFeaturing a permanently unimpressed sun and just the right amount of birthday shade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"477\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"594\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1h6iurt\" data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"492\"\u003eBest friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pkgi34\" data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eBrothers \u0026amp; sisters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"llwarl\" data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"525\"\u003eCoworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sxptok\" data-start=\"526\" data-end=\"544\"\u003eHusbands \u0026amp; wives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"v8izwu\" data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eThat one person who's always the main character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"632\"\u003eBecause getting older is inevitable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"666\"\u003eHumility is apparently optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"789\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"696\"\u003e5x7 Folded Greeting Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpace for your own message.\u003cbr\u003ePrinted with love, sarcasm, and questionable life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"839\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"839\"\u003eFrom the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44758547071111,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/3762\/1383\/files\/anothertriparoundsunlistingfront.png?v=1780176716","url":"https:\/\/depthsofdysfunction.myshopify.com\/products\/another-trip-around-the-sun-birthday-card","provider":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","version":"1.0","type":"link"}