{"title":"Birthday Cards","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"215\" data-end=\"349\"\u003eAnother trip around the sun.\u003cbr data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"246\"\u003eAnother year of bad decisions, questionable group chats, and pretending we're surprised by our own age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"351\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eThis collection is packed with funny birthday cards, sarcastic birthday cards, savage birthday cards, and just enough emotional damage to keep things interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"527\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"629\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1h6iurt\" data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"542\"\u003eBest friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1f34jsf\" data-start=\"543\" data-end=\"553\"\u003eSiblings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"llwarl\" data-start=\"554\" data-end=\"565\"\u003eCoworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"186gbfg\" data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"576\"\u003eHusbands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17b8tpy\" data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"584\"\u003eWives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"xwjzs7\" data-start=\"585\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eParents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fmhodu\" data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"629\"\u003eAnyone who survived another year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"631\" data-end=\"720\"\u003eWhether you're celebrating turning 21, 41, 81, or \"don't ask,\" we've got a card for that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"762\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"762\"\u003eFunny. Sarcastic. Slightly unhinged.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"another-year-older-funny-birthday-card-for-adults","title":"Another Year Older – Funny Birthday Card for Adults","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"909\" data-end=\"1002\"\u003eAnother year older — and still hot.\u003cbr data-start=\"944\" data-end=\"947\"\u003eJust with a little less sleep and much better lighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003eThis funny birthday card is perfect for adults who don’t want cheesy jokes or over-the-top sentiment. It’s honest, flattering, and just sarcastic enough to feel real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1172\" data-end=\"1320\"\u003ePrinted at home with care and designed for people who appreciate humor, self-awareness, and birthdays that don’t require glitter or fake enthusiasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1335\" data-end=\"1490\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1335\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1337\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003eFolded greeting card (5x7 when folded)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1429\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1412\" data-end=\"1429\"\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1490\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1432\" data-end=\"1490\"\u003eDesigned by \u003cem data-start=\"1444\" data-end=\"1490\"\u003ea dysfunctional single mom\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1492\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003ePerfect for friends, partners, siblings, or anyone aging gracefully-ish.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43662426833031,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/3762\/1383\/files\/anotheryearolderfrontpreview.jpg?v=1766374324"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-funny-pajamas-by-8-birthday-card","title":"Happy Birthday – Funny Pajamas by 8 Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"847\"\u003eHappy Birthday — the low-key version.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"849\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003eThis funny birthday card is for adults who prefer canceled plans, comfortable pajamas, and cake over loud parties and forced fun. It’s warm, relatable, and just sarcastic enough to feel honest without being rude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003ePerfect for friends, parents, partners, or anyone whose ideal birthday ends early and involves dessert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1439\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1286\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003eFolded greeting card (5x7 when folded)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1359\" data-end=\"1378\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1361\" data-end=\"1378\"\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1379\" data-end=\"1439\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1381\" data-end=\"1439\"\u003eDesigned by a dysfunctional single mom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43662453506183,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/3762\/1383\/files\/moistcakefrontlisting.png?v=1780178148"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-funny-forgot-what-to-write-card","title":"Happy Birthday – Funny Forgot What to Write Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"867\"\u003eI stared at this card\u003cbr data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"809\"\u003etrying to think of something heartfelt.\u003cbr data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"851\"\u003eThen I panicked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eThis funny birthday card is for anyone who overthinks messages, hates being put on the spot, or just wants the card to do the talking. It’s honest, relatable, and perfect for adults who appreciate humor over forced sentiment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1096\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003eThe chaotic raccoon illustration makes it even better — because nothing says “I tried” like giving up with style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1339\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003eInside message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003e“I stared at this card\u003cbr data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1258\"\u003etrying to think of something heartfelt.\u003cbr data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1300\"\u003eThen I panicked.\u003cbr data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1319\"\u003eSo… happy birthday.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003eFolded greeting card (5x7 when folded)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1429\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1431\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1451\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003eDesigned by \u003cem data-start=\"1463\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003ea dysfunctional single mom\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1511\" data-end=\"1551\"\u003eBecause sometimes honesty \u003cem data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1541\"\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43662930313351,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/3762\/1383\/files\/Forgotwhattowritepaniccardfrontpreview.jpg?v=1766400717"},{"product_id":"another-trip-around-the-sun-birthday-card","title":"Another Trip Around The Sun Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"241\" data-end=\"377\"\u003eA perfectly sarcastic birthday card for friends, siblings, coworkers, spouses, and anyone aging with an impressive amount of confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"379\" data-end=\"463\"\u003eFeaturing a permanently unimpressed sun and just the right amount of birthday shade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"477\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"594\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1h6iurt\" data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"492\"\u003eBest friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pkgi34\" data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eBrothers \u0026amp; sisters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"llwarl\" data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"525\"\u003eCoworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sxptok\" data-start=\"526\" data-end=\"544\"\u003eHusbands \u0026amp; wives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"v8izwu\" data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eThat one person who's always the main character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"632\"\u003eBecause getting older is inevitable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"666\"\u003eHumility is apparently optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"789\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"696\"\u003e5x7 Folded Greeting Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpace for your own message.\u003cbr\u003ePrinted with love, sarcasm, and questionable life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"839\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"839\"\u003eFrom the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44758547071111,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/3762\/1383\/files\/anothertriparoundsunlistingfront.png?v=1780176716"},{"product_id":"another-year-closer-to-death-cute-funny-birthday-card","title":"Another Year Closer to Death... 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