{"title":"Anniversary Cards","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"414\"\u003eSome love stories are loud.\u003cbr data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"390\"\u003eThis one is just honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"416\" data-end=\"647\"\u003eThis funny anniversary card is for couples who’ve chosen each other more than once — including on the days when patience was thin and someone was definitely annoying. It’s real, affectionate, and quietly funny without being cheesy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"776\"\u003ePerfect for long-term relationships, married couples, or partners who appreciate humor, self-awareness, and love that’s earned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"778\" data-end=\"850\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"778\" data-end=\"797\"\u003eInside message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"800\"\u003e“Even on the days you’re annoying.\u003cbr data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"837\"\u003eThat’s love.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"864\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"864\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"905\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"905\"\u003eFolded greeting card (5x7 when folded)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"959\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"959\"\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"960\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"962\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003eDesigned by \u003cem data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003ea dysfunctional single mom\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1067\"\u003eBecause choosing each other — again — counts.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"still-choosing-each-other-funny-anniversary-card-for-couples","title":"Still Choosing Each Other – Funny Anniversary Card for Couples","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"891\"\u003eLove isn’t loud.\u003cbr data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"845\"\u003eSometimes it’s just choosing each other again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"893\" data-end=\"1124\"\u003eThis funny anniversary card is for couples who know that real love includes patience, humor, and the occasional eye roll. It’s honest, affectionate, and perfect for relationships that have lasted long enough to appreciate the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1218\"\u003eA modern anniversary card for partners who don’t want anything cheesy — just something true.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1292\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1239\"\u003eInside message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1239\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003e“Even on the days you’re annoying.\u003cbr data-start=\"1276\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003eThat’s love.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1306\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1306\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1307\" data-end=\"1462\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1307\" data-end=\"1347\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1347\"\u003eFolded greeting card (5x7 when folded)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1384\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1402\" data-end=\"1462\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1404\" data-end=\"1462\"\u003eDesigned by \u003cem data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1462\"\u003ea dysfunctional single mom\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1464\" data-end=\"1533\"\u003eBecause choosing each other — even when it’s annoying — still counts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43662497022087,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/3762\/1383\/files\/Stillchoosingeachothercardfrontpreview.jpg?v=1766375676"},{"product_id":"against-all-odds-meaningful-anniversary-card-for-couples","title":"Against All Odds – Meaningful Anniversary Card for Couples","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"943\"\u003eNot every love story is easy.\u003cbr data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"909\"\u003eThe ones that last usually aren’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003eThis anniversary card is for couples who stayed — through the hard seasons, the growing pains, and the moments that could’ve gone either way. It’s honest, grounded, and quietly powerful without being overly sentimental.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1166\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003ePerfect for long-term partners, marriages, or relationships built on choice, resilience, and real commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1277\" data-end=\"1392\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1277\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003eInside message:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1296\" data-end=\"1299\"\u003e“Still choosing each other.\u003cbr data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003eEven after everything.\u003cbr data-start=\"1351\" data-end=\"1354\"\u003eThat’s not luck,\u003cbr data-start=\"1370\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ethat’s commitment.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1394\" data-end=\"1406\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1394\" data-end=\"1406\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1562\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1447\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1409\" data-end=\"1447\"\u003eFolded greeting card (5x7 when folded)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1482\" data-end=\"1501\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1484\" data-end=\"1501\"\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1502\" data-end=\"1562\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1504\" data-end=\"1562\"\u003eDesigned by \u003cem data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1562\"\u003ea dysfunctional single mom\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1564\" data-end=\"1616\"\u003eBecause staying isn’t accidental — it’s intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43662510129287,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/3762\/1383\/files\/againstalloddscardfrontpreview.jpg?v=1766375916"}],"url":"https:\/\/depthsofdysfunction.myshopify.com\/collections\/anniversary-cards.oembed","provider":"From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love","version":"1.0","type":"link"}